Grandpa needed an edge with the young team...
lol...we literally hired a town drunk who might be homeless and dead if it wasn't for a sport called baseball.
In his previous incident a decade earlier, he passed out at the wheel.
My driving school instructor did not have good things to say about, or data to believe in, repeat offenders.
He is now a repeat offender. If they knew about it they hired a 76 year old repeat offender, drunk...whose upside might be a dry drunk with good stories who was good at managing a pitching staff 15 years ago.
[Edit: PS I do kinda like it. Not now, or objectively, but in the future thinking about its reality...the idea of having a young hot rod macho team full of Cubans and vigor, coached by basically a ball and chain town dry and posssibly sometimes wet drunk with a story and legend for everything...spitting seeds and yelling obscenities half coherently from old age and long abuse...slurring at the umpire and kicking dust for the hell of it...I like it...I think its a good fit, I was just speaking objectively before...for the Southside Sox...its unfinished karma and thats why its perfect. Its the dumbest thing you ever heard, you can't make this shit up level wow, but also, its gonna be fun as hell. I'm sold. Try to think about the "reality" and not the stupidity, its gonna be can't miss tv...and yes I am high as hell, but thats why I see the truth of gameday, when this surreal experience will be happening. Its a total shit show and its amazing. This hire took "vision." Reinny probably got on that legal weed you got now, old age, private doctor...no doubt that is whats going on, but that don't mean its wrong.]