Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are retiring.

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Both logos will be taken away and rebranded. Quaker Oats is woke af after only 130 years.

Any ideas for new brands?

Uncle Krackers Rice?
Condoleezas Rice?
Tiny White Thingies?
Fuck the Po rice?

It has to be catchy.
 

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why is it sad?

Because the racist symbols used for commercial purposes during his younger years are disappearing. He will miss the days when racist symbols were acceptable.
 
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I'm just offended that Uncle Ben was never like White on Rice. Should have been exclusively brown rice from day 1.
 

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Quaker Oats is woke af after only 130 years.

That is literally the fastest a Quaker has reformed anything in the last four hundred years, so call it a win.

I personally won't be happy until that lilly white Puritan dope is no longer part of a complete breakfast as well.

Seperation of Church & Cereal!
 

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No because he tips 10% to the server of color at his local @BobEvans
didn't ommy say some shit like 1.65$ is enough for a tip?
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If I remember correctly, he was proud of the fact that he "over tipped" percentage wise on something like a 6 dollar meal. He was so proud of that 20% tip that he posted about it. I'll let you do the math on that one.

1.20$...i bet it was just some short change, more like just 20 cents, Ommy's lying on the dollar.
 

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No more Aunt Jemima for me! I’ll make sure to put in a complaint with my local Bob Evans so they switch to another brand. Enough of this politically correct BS.
 

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No more Aunt Jemima for me! I’ll make sure to put in a complaint with my local Bob Evans so they switch to another brand. Enough of this politically correct BS.

Be sure to call your local council of idiots together to stop all the change you don't like in the world.
 

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