What Will Jordan Howards Revenge Game Stats Be?

What will JHowards stats be Sunday?

  • 50- 0tds

  • 100- 0td

  • 100+ 1td

  • 150+ 2td

  • 200+ 3tds... Including 90yd run/steamroll EJackson/ HHCD chases Agholor thinking he has the ball


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Enasic

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Depends how good Phillys OL plays. If they open up school bus sized holes he’s going to have a good game. If they don’t, he’ll be super pedestrian.
 

DC

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100 yards, one TD. Why? Because it's our luck.
 

HearshotKDS

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I'm thinking something pedestrian like 12 carries, 58 yards, 1 TD on a short goal line run. Starts off slow, but as the game goes on the Bears defense wears down and he gets like 40 of those yards in the 2nd half. PHI has a 7 point lead and dominates TOP for most of the game, is not pressed to get more than that from Howard.
 

MarylandBear111

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I could see a 60-70 yard outing but then I could see him obliterating the Bears.
And ya know what? If the Bears are getting smoked, God bless Howard. I hope he does truck stick the Bears if they lose
Be nice to see him stiff arm Nagy or throw a shot somehow at him. Or maybe just have 8 receptions.

BE YOU NAGY
 

Pegger

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Yards - Slow anal bleed (117)
TDs - creepy alley screams (2)
Catches - just to fuck with you (4)
Receiving yards - Again, fucking with you (43
 

Novoitus

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Jordan Howard will lead the Eagles charge and blowout the Bears, 49-3
 

Xuder O'Clam

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Jordan Howard will lead the Eagles charge and blowout the Bears, 49-3

Vacillation is a bitch, eh?

That was a tough loss fellers, but I foresee an 11 game win streak coming up! That's right, 11 games.

Here's how I see the rest of the games shaking out the rest of the year. Please refer back to this thread everytime I'm right and the Bears are finally 12-4

Bears 38 - Eagles 10

Bears 45 - Lions 3

Bears 48 - Rams 9

Bears 47 - Giants 13

Bears 13 - Lions 3

Bears 55 - Cowboys 10

Bears 38 - Packers 14

Bears 45 - Chiefs 10

Bears 16 - Vikings 13


Wow! Just like that, the Bears are 12-4.

Bears down fellers!
 

94c4lt1

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46 yards, zero TDs. 2.6 ypc. Howard is effectively neutralized as the Bears finally hit their stride on both sides of the ball, reigniting the hope and dreams of fans. Windy immediately revises his mock offseason thread to bolster a rejuvenated roster that finally actualized its potential. Philly provides the spark so sorely needed on the way to Miami for the Monstrous Bears who ravenously devour the remnants of their schedule. Hoisting the Lombardi trophy as confetti rains over our victorious modern gladiators, Maserati Mitch engages in a gratuitous, impassioned kiss with the Halas Matriarch herself, Virginia. This is enough to flame the embers of her loins, causing an impromptu dance revealing a surprising fluidity and adroit undulation yet to have been seen from an octogenarian. The Mccaskey Balter becomes the dance sensation of YouTube, didiminishing the existential dread from millenials world wide and spreading unity globally. Our society becomes utopian, all credited in the annals of history to this one symbolic triumph in the City of Brotherly Love.

Just kidding. I have no idea. But while we are just guessing, Imma dream big until my hopes are undoubtedly dashed upon the rocky shores of reality.
 



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