Why Your Team Sucks: Bears Edition

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Thought we wouldn't get this because of Scab Deadspin, but here ya go.

Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears | Defector

Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2020 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: AND YOU GET A TIGHT END AND YOU GET A TIGHT END AND YOU […]

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[Black Rainbow]

That guy's article is an F-

These are usually funny.

 

[ijustposthere]

That guy's article is an F-

These are usually funny.

Agreed. I didn't even chuckle. 0/10.

 

[Penny Traitor]

I'll give it a 2/10 for mostly being factually correct, but lacks the normal clever word play and felt like it went on forever. Sidetracking to some political rant about the mayor was unnecessary and completely gets away from the spirit of these things.

I think we can call this another thing 2020 has just crushed into pulp.