Why your team sucks: chicago bears lol

[SUPERFAN]

https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-chicago-bears-1797391407

Your coach: John Fox, who is clearly in the Spurrier-mailing-it-in-at-South-Cackalacky phase of his career. Look at that man and tell me he doesn’t want to be in flip flops and a Hawaiian shirt and fellating a Corona at some tiki bar somewhere. Last year Seth Wickersham wrote a profile of John Elway that contained this fantastic bit about Foxy:

Lol

 

[Zion]

This was written months ago tho


old

 

[Monsieur Tirets]

because they are 4-10

 

[wisconsinbearsfan]

Drew Magary (a Vikings fan) writes these articles for each team starting at the beginning of the preseason (for bad teams like us) to the end of the preseason (for good teams). The date on the article is 7/31, so we'll get the next one in the beginning of August 2018.

 

[SUPERFAN]

Yeah i know
Funny part is alot of what is said is spot on and relevant even now

 

[Toast88]

Drew Magary (a Vikings fan) writes these articles for each team starting at the beginning of the preseason (for bad teams like us) to the end of the preseason (for good teams). The date on the article is 7/31, so we'll get the next one in the beginning of August 2018.

I think the order is by division, not by good and bad, but I could be wrong.

In any case, yeah, every team gets one. For a lot of teams, like the Bears, it's absolutely true.