Gumpy Jox: The Combative

What is a Gumpy Jox? Well message boards in general carry a wide range of characters. Sports forums are no exception, bringing out wild debates, endless head scratching and the true colors of so many fans.

Do you know any of the Gumpy Jox’s?

(The Jox will be updated with new characters regularly)


The Combative

The Combative is on the hunt, always looking to “put someone in their place”. The Combative is fresh off a 5 hour frag-fest, losing to pre-teen boys on x-box live. As peaceful as they may seem at first, once a challenge comes up, specifically challenging their understanding, the Combative throws a tantrum. At first, the Combative responds with short posts, then graduate to massive, multi-quote rebuttals of every context possible. Once you are involved with the Combative, you only have one way out, to agree with the Combative until they start arguing with themselves. Often the camel-toe of the Combative will seek out their sock-puppets and talk their ego into a full recovery.


Please check out the other Gumpy Jox profiles here.

Also don’t forget to join us at the forums (here), I swear, we are not as crazy as the Jox make us out to be (or are we?)

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