Gumpy Jox: The Stan

What is a Gumpy Jox? Well message boards in general carry a wide range of characters. Sports forums are no exception, bringing out wild debates, endless head scratching and the true colors of so many fans.

Do you know any of the Gumpy Jox’s?

(The Jox will be updated with new characters regularly)


The Stan

Similar to the Homer, the Stan defends a single favorite player in all aspects. The Stan never recognizes any achievements made by players as valid, unless their favorite player contributed to their success, therefore the Stan gives full credit to their favorite player. The Stan loves to pick out statistical competitors to his favorite player, and post endless babble describing meaningless reasons why his player is superior. Even if you agree with the Stan, you will find yourself listening to more of the same. The Stan shares traits with the Repeater and Commentat0r.


Please check out the other Gumpy Jox profiles here.

Also don’t forget to join us at the forums (here), I swear, we are not as crazy as the Jox make us out to be (or are we?)


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