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-Grace under pressure
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Grace under pressure? what the wtf does that even mean?
pressure?
I imagine pressure for the omelet household is getting a papercut on the same nubby stub finger you dip into the Cheetoh bag while your crusty old eyeballs struggle to watch the 19" Magnavox in the parcheesi room at the center you call your address.
 

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Grace under pressure? what the wtf does that even mean?
pressure?
I imagine pressure for the omelet household is getting a papercut on the same nubby stub finger you dip into the Cheetoh bag while your crusty old eyeballs struggle to watch the 19" Magnavox in the parcheesi room at the center you call your address.
PRESSURE IN THE OMELET ESTATE IS WHEN THE PENSION CHECK IS A DAY LATE.......LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
 

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PRESSURE IN THE OMELET ESTATE IS WHEN THE PENSION CHECK IS A DAY LATE.......LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
You should throw a party at your place.
I'll bring the Funyuns
 

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When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out.

"grace under pressure"
 

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pressure at the omelet estate is when omelet goes poopy before his male nurse tells him to and they have to put him in the chair so they can clean the bed
 

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My wife recently had surgery, but you don't see me being pissy about it.
 

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Omelet do you watch M.A.S.H?
Or does it make you feel bad because you ran from it?
 

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Women are total badasses in pain management.

I cannot imagine anything coming close to child birth...I don't care how many bones are broken. Then there is the four or five decades of the nightmare called a "menstrual cycle".

Don't worry about your wife @Urblock. She is tougher than anyone in this thread.
Oh so true, wise one.
 

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MARKET GREAT TODAY. THINKING CELBRATORY PIZZA TONIGHT: MALNATIS OR GIORDANOS
 

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