OT:Happy Fathers Day to all the dads..!

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Six month premium- From $675 for wife, I and two cars....... to $1950 for son, wife, I and 3 cars.

Checked 3 other companies and GIECO is cheaper by 100-200.




Being a dad is expensive.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Happy Fathers Day everyone! I've got 3 daughters. 16, 12, and 11.


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[Unannounced Fart]

Happy Fathers day too you all
4 awesome kids. 18 year old straight A's daughter (Bears fan), 15 yo (6'5) son (Bears fan), 10 yo son (Broncos fan I think its because we are from Boise and he loves BSU), and 3 yo beautiful daughter (Loves her Hester jersey).

Dang, your 15 year old is huge! What sport is he playing? Bulk him up, he could play DT for us in a few years


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[Leon Sandcastle]

Dang, your 15 year old is huge! What sport is he playing? Bulk him up, he could play DT for us in a few years


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He's all about basketball. He will be playing football this next year but he be a bit thin for DT. He only weighs like 160. He wants to play qb or bulk up and play TE.
I wont b surprised if he hits 7'. 15 years old with size 16 shoes, its sickening.

 

[PrideisBears]

I thank my dad for everything including me being a bears fan and profanity

 

[Mitchapalooza]

True story here...while i was on leave, my wife went into labor with my second daughter when the bears were playing the colts in the Super Bowl and we didn't leave until the following day (3AM i believe).....Greatest day mixed with the worst day rolled into one.Then having to hear it from nurses and doctors while at the hospital was fucking brutal

When I get a wife and she gets pregnant, and if the Bears are playing in the Superbowl while she goes into labor, she's either having the baby in front of the TV or I'll push the baby back into her stomach.

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

When I get a wife and she gets pregnant, and if the Bears are playing in the Superbowl while she goes into labor, she's either having the baby in front of the TV or I'll push the baby back into her stomach.

 

[sarcastik]

When I get a wife and she gets pregnant, and if the Bears are playing in the Superbowl while she goes into labor, she's either having the baby in front of the TV or I'll push the baby back into her stomach.

Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

 

[Desperado34]

When I get a wife and she gets pregnant, and if the Bears are playing in the Superbowl while she goes into labor, she's either having the baby in front of the TV or I'll push the baby back into her stomach.

LOL. Dis truth.

That's how I know I'm gonna marry my girl. Not only fun as hell hot and a fantastic mother as well as caring n loving my ass; but she lets me go apeshit during Bears games and just deals with it. I've danced, screamed, screeched, wore zumba pants in public with her and she gets me coffess before da game.

She knows any kids we have, she'd accept i'd be doing same thing you said haha

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.

no duh...they come from the stork. I'm not THAT dumb...

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.

 

[Bear5!]

Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.

True story!!

 

[HansGruber]

When I get a wife and she gets pregnant, and if the Bears are playing in the Superbowl while she goes into labor, she's either having the baby in front of the TV or I'll push the baby back into her stomach.

Exactly why we left at 3am....I told her we couldn't have the baby until the game was done....my daughter understands...lol


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[Omeletpants]

15 years old with size 16 shoes, its sickening.

Wow, kid must have a giant package

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Exactly why we left at 3am....I told her we couldn't have the baby until the game was done....my daughter understands...lol


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well at least something amazing happened after the loss to make you happy. I just cried.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Wow, kid must have a giant package

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

Wow, kid must have a giant package

 

[winterwarz]

Spoken like someone who's never been married. WHEN you do get a wife and she's in labor, you'll be holding her hand while she's screaming obscenities at you.

Just FYI, babies do not come out of the stomach... Cuz if they did... Well you know....different orifice.

That's a good reason not to get married.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Omeletpants gave me positive rep. My life is complete.