Story Time With DJ Moore

[KittiesKorner]

The Stafford Onslaught #StoryTimeWithDJMoore

It was Sunday Night Football, a prime-time game with everyone watching two divisional teams about to battle. The Monsters of the Midway were in prime form to destroy any offense that stepped …

prostylepodcast.com

Can’t paste from my phone. Get off your ass and click the links. Fuck you. Let’s be friends

 

[Ares]

The Stafford Onslaught #StoryTimeWithDJMoore

It was Sunday Night Football, a prime-time game with everyone watching two divisional teams about to battle. The Monsters of the Midway were in prime form to destroy any offense that stepped …

prostylepodcast.com

Can’t paste from my phone. Get off your ass and click the links. Fuck you. Let’s be friends

Fucking lazy piece of shit.

Hope you never have breakfast.

Drinks soon?

 

[KittiesKorner]

I’ll eat you for breakfast.

Skullfuck your financial advisor.

Stock tips?

 

[Ares]

That story time hit me right in the nostalgia...

Tim Jennings... Stephen Paea... Lance motherfuckin' Louis.... Amobi Okoye...

 

[Rory Sparrow]

Tim Jennings' NFL career defied logic. The guy was terrible, yet went to two pro bowls, won a super bowl, and started for 8 years.

 

[Ares]

Tim Jennings' NFL career defied logic. The guy was terrible, yet went to two pro bowls, won a super bowl, and started for 8 years.

You realize this thread will now be you and someone arguing about how Tim Jennings can/cannot be terrible if he went to TWO pro bowls, right?

 

[DaaBears]

I’ll eat you for breakfast.

Skullfuck your financial advisor.

Stock tips?

I have several, but have to keep it a secret.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Plastics!

 

[Rory Sparrow]

You realize this thread will now be you and someone arguing about how Tim Jennings can/cannot be terrible if he went to TWO pro bowls, right?

Its inevitable. Like when I say "I know Anthony Miller caught 7 TD passes, but I wouldn't call him a productive receiver", the first reply is "How can you not know that Anthony Miller caught 7 TDs last year???!!!!!"

Jennings just looked/behaved like a drunk midget, yet opposing QBs never could complete passes on him.

 

[Ares]

Its inevitable. Like when I say "I know Anthony Miller caught 7 TD passes, but I wouldn't call him a productive receiver", the first reply is "How can you not know that Anthony Miller caught 7 TDs last year???!!!!!"

Jennings just looked/behaved like a drunk midget, yet opposing QBs never could complete passes on him.

To be fair he may have been hanging out with an alcoholic Dowel Loggains.... and trying to out drink a Hobbit is dangerous to say the least.

 

[Les Grossman]

Its inevitable. Like when I say "I know Anthony Miller caught 7 TD passes, but I wouldn't call him a productive receiver", the first reply is "How can you not know that Anthony Miller caught 7 TDs last year???!!!!!"

Jennings just looked/behaved like a drunk midget, yet opposing QBs never could complete passes on him.

He may have been a midget, but he had some Mugsy Bogues type hops. The little dude could climb the later.

 

[KittiesKorner]

GUYS.

Topic.

It's a thing.

 

[Rory Sparrow]

GUYS.

Topic.

It's a thing.

Tim Jennings was so awesome, that DJ Moore referred to Charles Tillman as "CB #2" in his story.

 

[Ares]

GUYS.

Topic.

It's a thing.

Listen here fuckhead

Rango would mount you!

Love u tho

 

[KittiesKorner]

Well, since nobody else wants to, I will try to get this train back on the tracks. DJ Moore is gonna be Earl's regular weekly guest, and I am looking forward to his shit-talking Cutler!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Why did the NBA ban the term "owners"????

Its not like slaves were paid $20 million per year to bounce a ball!!!!!

Wait what???

 

[KittiesKorner]

keep your politics where the sun doesn't shine.

MODS

 

[Ares]

Why did the NBA ban the term "owners"????

Its not like slaves were paid $20 million per year to bounce a ball!!!!!

Wait what???

Way to derail the thread, it was going really well.

 

[Ares]

Well, since nobody else wants to, I will try to get this train back on the tracks. DJ Moore is gonna be Earl's regular weekly guest, and I am looking forward to his shit-talking Cutler!

Do you think we should kick the tires on Earl Bennett?

BEARS

 

[KittiesKorner]

Do you think we should kick the tires on Earl Bennett?

BEARS

don't taunt me!