my guy, my foot size is hard to buy for unless you look at European manufacturing, where I am a size 55. I buy american-made boots though where I'm somewhere around an 18, depending on the manufacturer.
On one hand, it's like walking with waterskis that are warped in the middle. On the other hand, I don't have to rent waterskis when I visit my Miami Family (side note, if you're ticklish, DO NOT go barefoot waterskiing). It's a mixed bag for the most part.
Or at least it is until I get lumped in with the CCS internet clowns, then it's just all bad. In the future, please remember that there is no causal link between clown status and foot status.