Bears claim Aguayo

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I don't see how this threads still alive its about a fucking kicker

Bears have relied on kickers being the highest scoring players for a long time. Kickers are all we got to cling to.
 

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Sooooo...career over?
 

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Yeah, Bears must really suck.

Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith are the only non-kickers to lead a franchise in scoring, and Smith will probably lose that title next season.

Most franchises have like 3-4 kickers in the top 5.

Note that despite this, kickers are not important enough to have names and should only be referred to as 'the kicker.'
 

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Aguayo gets 2 more games to try and save his career. That 49 yarder was one of the worst fucking kicks I've ever seen. Honestly fuck Aguayo, he's a bitch.
 

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Just think if he could do that curve ball on a kick off, nobody would be able to catch it.

Yeah but it would land way the fuck out of bounds. Don't try to assign anything positive to his little bitch ass.
 
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Aguayo's kick reminded me of that Robbie Gould kick against the 49ers during the hurricane game.
 
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Aguayo practices interpretive kicking, a modern artform.

His kick was a commentary on society mixed with the personal experience of being cut by the Bucs.

Can't wait to see what he does next week.

[video=youtube;8FDGVJaj52M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FDGVJaj52M[/video]
 

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Well, he did a great job compensating for that hook.
 

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Soooooo, he makes $400k from the Bears for 1 horrid preseason kick?
 

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He actually makes Barth look pretty good. It is one thing to miss but the way he struck the ball and the balls' flight was embarrassing.
 

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OMG, the kickoff is going to go out of bounds to the right! *ball goes out of bounds to the left*
 

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really wanted to see barth's reaction after aguayo's kick. was he laughing uncontrollably covering his face with his nfl licensed chicago bears sideline cap?
 

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He actually makes Barth look pretty good. It is one thing to miss but the way he struck the ball and the balls' flight was embarrassing.

That's it. Pace bought him in to make Barth look good. Fleest again.
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