Mako Mitch Is Lethal!

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Should I be sitting around reading a book or playing chess? The fuck would you know about what a doctor does on his or her free time.

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The defensive unit is clearly living in an age of lowered expectations . . .

. . . A defensive "assassin" oughta be able to come up with more than .67 touchdowns a game, or whatever putrid number The Frisky One put up.

When he earns one, the nickname will come . . .

I need a makeover Mitch..................

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I’m just hoping he’s good enough to be at least a ten year Mitch.
 

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The fuck would I know about what a doctor does on his or her free time.

You could ask your doctor politely during your next office visit.
 

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John Fox is gone. Proof is in da puddin

I don't know who came up with Mako but it kinda sucks. Especially for a franchise with such a deep tradition of solid nicknames. Like Sweetness, Samurai Mike, Peanut, Fridge, Biscuit, Neck Beard, Mongo, Danimal, A Train, Giraffe, Mega Punt, et all. Mako doesn't fit.

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Grown men giving players nicknames is 50 times more cringeworthy than them wearing jerseys (which is bad enough in itself).

Even when it comes to the greatest player ever to pick up a football, you'll only ever find me calling him Watson.

Still don't get the issue with wearing jerseys. It's just clothes. I'll buy a jersey because it looks sick. Sometimes they got a name on them, sometimes they don't. I think you guys look far too into this.
 
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This thread is the first result on Google when you perform a search for Mako Mitch. I told you guys it was gaining momentum or like my boy Adipost so eloquently put it "Like a zombie apocalypse"

There's still time to grab onto his dorsal fin. You're either an ally, or you're the prey. Make the wise choice.
 

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This thread is the first result on Google when you perform a search for Mako Mitch. I told you guys it was gaining momentum or like my boy Adipost so eloquently put it "Like a zombie apocalypse"

There's still time to grab onto his dorsal fin. Your either an ally, or your the prey. Make the wise choice.

That’s not how google works. That’s not how any of this works.
 

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