Gumpy Jox: The Homer

What is a Gumpy Jox? Well message boards in general carry a wide range of characters. Sports forums are no exception, bringing out wild debates, endless head scratching and the true colors of so many fans.

Do you know any of the Gumpy Jox’s?

(The Jox will be updated with new characters regularly)



The Homer

The Homer is too blind to see their team’s weaknesses. The Homer has an excuse for every mistake made and quickly turns to optimism to defend their views. The Homer will go to the grave defending his team using illogical defense tactics that leaves other fans scratching their heads. From injuries, to the weather, to what-if scenarios, they come well equipped and ready for a philosophical debate defending their team. One would think The Homer is a publicist the way he spins the negative news about his team into an awe-inspired narrative.




Please check out the other Gumpy Jox profiles here.

Also don’t forget to join us at the forums (here), I swear, we are not as crazy as the Jox make us out to be (or are we?)


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