What is a Gumpy Jox? Well message boards in general carry a wide range of characters. Sports forums are no exception, bringing out wild debates, endless head scratching and the true colors of so many fans.
Do you know any of the Gumpy Jox’s?
(The Jox will be updated with new characters regularly)
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The Momslopper
The Momslopper has sex with moms. If you have a mom, it is likely that the Momslopper has slept with her. If your mom is dead, Momslopper somehow slept with her too. There is no limit to how many mothers the Momslopper has had action with. When Mother’s Day arrives, Momslopper is the first to give every mother a gift, and it’s usually a dick in a box. If you confront your mother about any sexual activities with the Momslopper, your mother will deny every last word of it. The Momslopper should never be confused with the Daddybanger.
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Please check out the other Gumpy Jox profiles here.
Also don’t forget to join us at the forums (here), I swear, we are not as crazy as the Jox make us out to be (or are we?)
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