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Funny LeBron James Jokes, 4th Quarter, No Ring, etc.

CutsizzleBy CutsizzleJune 14, 20112 Mins Read
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Lebron James Fails Again
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Lebron James Fails Again

You have not been on the internet the past couple days if you haven’t seen or read a LeBron James joke. All through out the Mavericks-Heat series my facebook newsfeed was clogged full of LeBron James joking taking shots at how he doesn’t perform in the clutch, he has no rings, etc. We have compiled the best ones from around the internet for your pleasure!

LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where’s the rest? He replied i don’t have a 4th quarter.

What’s the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? Saturn has rings.

Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.

Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he can’t pass the finals.

What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.

If Lebron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terelle Pryor.

What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Lebron? Tyson never bit off more than he could chew.

 

 

 

 

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33 Comments

  1. Jim on June 14, 2011 5:26 pm

    I just want you to know that most of these are half assed / terrible. Most of these jokes are funny if you happened to actually get them right. smh

  2. Rush on June 14, 2011 5:27 pm

    umad Heat fan? Suck my dirk.

  3. No Rush on June 16, 2011 8:02 pm

    Scientists discovered a new particle, which, due to its instability, vanishes within twelve minutes. It’s called 1 LeBron.

  4. leslie on June 30, 2011 8:32 pm

    dont make fun of lebron. at least he worked so hard to get here. smd haters

  5. Michael Bruder on July 4, 2011 11:18 am

    even though im a heat fan i dont really like lebron and think that thes jokes are funny

  6. lebrick on September 22, 2011 6:03 pm

    fuck lebron and all the heat fans??? LEBRON WILL NEVER OUTBEAT KOBE IN RINGS

  7. AWESOMENESS on October 15, 2011 9:33 pm

    lebron is awesome. these jokes are not funny. person obove my post GO TO HELL

  8. dominator on November 3, 2011 12:22 pm

    ^learn how to spell fag^

  9. waldo on November 3, 2011 1:38 pm

    LeBron is good, but will never be MJ and all these jokes make sense. AWESOME!

    BTW I’m not a fan of LeBron.

  10. Kejuan on November 13, 2011 11:30 am

    Hahahahaha I found all these jokes to be VERY funny…

  11. Gay on November 19, 2011 3:20 pm

    How many LeBrons does it take to change a light bulb? I don’t know, but he’s gay.

  12. Sam on December 4, 2011 8:12 am

    its gonna be a shame the day lebron wins a title then we have to erase all these jokes 🙁

  13. paint3r33 on December 7, 2011 12:47 pm

    Of course the jokes are funny. If you can’t laugh at them you’re taking this way too seriously. Lebron engenders these and others (traveling jokes) because without even a smattering of truth they wouldn’t have any reference to him alone. Facts: he hasn’t won anything, he disappears in the fourth quarter, he gags under pressure, he’s a crybaby who believes he’s never committed a foul, he takes too many steps with great frequency, he’s a major flopper, but yet, he’s given star treatment by the officials. It’s no wonder these sting (and stick). Wade has proven to be untouchable by the same officials – he gets bailed out of bad shots by refs who send him to the line when no fouls have occurred. If Wade gets picked off a play, the screener gets called for a foul even if he’s been standing in one place for 18 of the 24 seconds. Watch the Youtube videos for all of this stuff.

  14. Riley on December 14, 2011 4:59 pm

    If clevland wanted lebron so bad they should have thrown in a CPR lesson so he wouldn’t choke

  15. person on January 3, 2012 2:24 pm

    Lebron might be going south but his moms still riding west

  16. cesar delgado on January 5, 2012 10:06 am

    fick all u.. lebron is alsome

  17. Samuel Wu on January 22, 2012 5:51 pm

    Why doesn’t the apple fall far from the tree?
    LeBron chokes in the playoffs, and his mom chokes on delonte!!

  18. Gary Crawford on March 18, 2012 9:05 am

    I hope LeBron hits a game-winning three in game 7 of the finals just so all haters can suck a dick

  19. Bajer on April 20, 2012 3:42 pm

    Lebron does suck, just because he averages more points than Kobe at games, does not mean he will get an onion ring just quit it has been too long Dallas beat u in the playoffs haahah

  20. A$AP on May 15, 2012 1:37 pm

    Aye I heard that Wade has to learn the heimlich before the finals or he’s getting released.

  21. LeBron on May 15, 2012 8:01 pm

    b—- suck my d—- I am better than Kobe JK I suck hahahahahaha

  22. Pratt on June 5, 2012 9:05 pm

    Lebron: Kobe, I think the time is right. I’m going to propose to my fiance tonight.

    Kobe: With what?

  23. Pratt on June 5, 2012 9:15 pm

    oops, meant girlfriend.

  24. Lebron James Fan on June 7, 2012 9:17 am

    You guys should just quit it and shut up because at least Lebron made into the NBA. You haters won’t stand a chance you guys wont even make your high school team!

  25. Lebron James Fan on June 7, 2012 9:20 am

    If you ever make it to high school from 1st grade anytime soon!

  26. greg on June 8, 2012 9:13 pm

    everybody put their phone on lebron mode….no ring

  27. LBJ#6 on June 11, 2012 5:52 pm

    lebron james is the 2nd best player in the game behind KD but comparing LeBron to Kobe is like comparing Kobe to MJ no challenge…

  28. Lebron fan on June 22, 2012 4:01 pm

    I hope you all feel dum cuz lebron does have a RING now KD is the Lebron of the NBA NO RING!!!

  29. LeBron fan on July 23, 2012 11:31 pm

    lebron got a ring now so get off his dick

  30. hannah on January 4, 2013 9:04 pm

    Wow. Everyone is jelious of him. He is a beast get over yourself

  31. kayla on March 18, 2013 7:38 am

    its a shame

  32. austin on May 23, 2013 12:03 pm

    lebron might of went to miami but he left his hair line in cleveland

  33. casey on June 4, 2013 6:09 am

    Lol all lebron lovers tipical ….hay call me when he gets 6 … because wade will have 7

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