Gumpy Jox: The BoxScore

What is a Gumpy Jox? Well message boards in general carry a wide range of characters. Sports forums are no exception, bringing out wild debates, endless head scratching and the true colors of so many fans.

Do you know any of the Gumpy Jox’s?

(The Jox will be updated with new characters regularly)



The BoxScore

The BoxScore claims to watch the games, but they only remember the plays shown on the infinite replays of SportsCenter. The BoxScore gets off on percentages. They also have either the least amount of real-life sports friends or a significant other that consumes all of their free-time, causing them to miss big game after big game. Yet, the BoxScore will find time to debate a game heavily based on little or no understanding of what actually occurred.


Please check out the other Gumpy Jox profiles here.

Also don’t forget to join us at the forums (here), I swear, we are not as crazy as the Jox make us out to be (or are we?)


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