MLB Opening Day is just six days away, meaning Fantasy Baseball is here too. When it comes to your Fantasy Baseball league, not only do you want the best team, but you also want the best name in your league. Here are Ten Fantasy Baseball team names for you to sport in your league this season.
-Sweet ‘N Mauer Sauce
You probably should draft Joe Mauer if you name your team this. He’s a hell of a player, but you’d look real stupid if you had this name and no Mauer. Now give me that fancy sauce.
-Two Upton’s, One Cup
Yeah we’ve seen this name before in Fantasy Football with the Manning brothers. But it’s still a legit name. B.J and Justin are two of the upcoming players in the MLB, plus being brothers makes this work out well.
-Zack and Miri make a Morneau
Yes, named after the absolute hilarious film, this name should get you attention in your league. I had this for a league last season, and got a good feedback from other members.
-Byrnes when I Peavy
Another classic combination of two players in a name. We have Eric Byrnes who recently retired to play softball with his buddies. Pretty cool lifestyle if you ask me. Then we have Jake Peavy, who after being traded to the White Sox hasn’t been able to stay healthy. Maybe it’s the burn when he pee’s.
-Honey Nut Ichiros
Named after the best Asian Baseball player the MLB has seen, and some of the best cereal ever invented. You can’t tell me that you don’t like waking up in the morning to a nice bowl of Honey Nut Cherios. I dare you to say you don’t like it.
-Snookies N Cream
Snooki want smush smush. ‘Nuff said
-Prom Night Dempster Babies.
Don’t you remember your prom night? Getting wasted with your date, and hopefully scoring after? You’ll be scoring the laughs at your fantasy draft with this name.
-Dude Looks Like a Nady
An above average name for an above average player in the MLB. Hopefully your team isn’t above average.
-Two and a Hoffman
This one is defiantly #winning.
Never in 100 years would anybody have guess Cole Hamels and MC Hammer would be mentioned in the same sentence.
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